Shepard is Love, Shepard is Life
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chasingastarlight:

vakarrus:

maaseffect:

sanityscraps:

xannerz:

sarenarterius:

taztothesky:

allofmyfeels:

An old (very old, it appears) McDonald’s “chicken selects” radio ad.  I cannot listen to it without laughing because…Garrus.  Dear me. 

Ba da ba ba ba, baby

Garrus. Doing a McDonald’s commercial. WHAT.

DYING.

flasdkjfaksdjfasdf

I have never felt so sexually attracted to McDonald’s food in my LIFE.

BUT GARRUS, MCD’S ISN’T AVAILABLE IN DEXTRO.

consider yourself lucky

“BREAST MEAT” HE CRIED

OH MY GOD

n-no garrus don’t eat at mcdonalds! you’ll never survive!

(or you’ll be stuck craving mcdonalds forever like i am right now, fuck, i was not hungry before i listened to this)

Garrus, why are you talking about “breast meat”? Ha ha, precious.

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